The House on the Borderland (Halloween 2024)

We are firmly in our Halloween groove. The eco-horror of Pisces Rising may have given us a light step into the season, but now we’re up to our necks in it and our choices for this year not only include the winner and one of the runners-up from this year’s patron poll, but we’re also taking a look at one that has featured on past polls but never reached the top…

William Hope Hodgson’s classic of weird fiction and cosmic dread… The House on the Borderland.

Author, editor and musician Allister Thompson is back for this one (check out his musical retrospective and his debut novel The Music of the Spheres), and this was a pretty deep reading (by my standards anyway). We also touch on Lovecraft and some musical interpretations, including one by Nostalgia and Borderlands by Tactile, an extract of which can be heard at the end of the show.

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PISCES RISING (Tales From Pops’s Coffee Table)

It’s October already so it’s time for Graham to return for our traditional Halloween period of exploring killer critter features and, from time to time, discovering new author rabbit holes to tumble down. This time, it’s PISCES RISING by NEL stalwart Peter Cave and his one-time collaborator Margaret Wredden.

Fantastic creation myths combine with brutal deaths, drinking bitter in a pub in Lowestoft, and a sadly underfeatured octopus called Bluey.

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BEFORE ARMAGEDDON

New traveller Liam Jones drops by Derry & Toms to discuss one of his favourite things… Victorian Invasion literature… as we tackle the Moorcock-edited anthology Before Armageddon, a collection of Victorian and Edwardian imaginative fiction.

Liam also teaches me about the Parisian dandy criminals, the Apaches! (Who I must now write into my next game…)

And if you’re interested in the illustrations Liam mentions that accompanied The Great War in England of 1897, here are a couple of examples:

Very cool!

At some point we’ll take a look at volume II – England Invaded

Hither Came Conan!

Dave is back in Derry & Toms to talk about some stories that were as formative for him as they were for me back in our teens… The Robert E Howard Conan stories, The Phoenix on the Sword and The Scarlet Citadel.

Dave also gives us an update on the latest SÖNUS news and we delve into some of the murkier aspects of the pulp of the time. But mostly we enjoy the head smashing and the surprisingly textured and erudite version of the Cimmerian in those first two stories.

Although this is our first Conan focused episode, Phil and I did look at The Tower of the Elephant way back in the early days in our first Happy Birthday Michael Moorcock episode back in December 2019.

How time flies…

Snowcastles – A (Belated) One-Shit Book for Xmas

Clarky the Cruel returns to Derry and Toms to revive the One-Shit Book format (books that could potentially be read on one visit to the throne) as we look at SNOWCASTLES by Duncan McGeary.

We consider wizard contracting standards, when barbarians aren’t barbarians and just what the hell is under Greylock’s fur…? We don’t read the sequel but we do wonder why those people look like they’re out of a 1970s public information film for children.

Check out Clarky’s blog for updates on his various gaming and reading activities, as well as an end-of-year review and his plans for 2024. Visit the Duncan McGeary webpage for details of his more recent novels and short stories and his author’s blog.

Birthday Special 2023 – Happy Birthday Mike!

In this Birthday Special double-bill of salutations, Joe Monti (editorial Director at SAGA Press) drops by D&Ts to engage in day-drinking, Moorcock talk and chew the fat about editing amazing fantasy and various other bits n’ bobs. Also, Joe gets Crabs.

Then Phil and Loz join me for a serious* roundtable. Whilst we drink mucky booze and engage in a hastily and lazily bashed together but closely contested Moorcock-related quiz, Phil disses my gourd, Loz dumps on steampunk and a particularly challenging beer punches us in the temple (thanks Ash).

*not that serious

Quiz Beer slate:

· Gravity Well – Photonic Molecules Pale Ale 4.6%

· Overtone Brewing Co King of Feasts Pale Ale 4%

· Twilight Pilgrim Pumpkin Spice Latte Stout 5.0%

· Emperor’s Brewery Kessel Run Peanut Butter Jelly Imperial Stout/Porter 13.1%

· Brasserie de Noir Bere Speciale cuvee exceptionale Rhum finish 5.5%

· Snake Bite in a can from Aldi the name of which I think I may have suppressed because it was just that  ‘orrible

Michael Moorcock chorus/refrain is from The Dewey Decibel System by BlöödHag

The Queen of the Swords Part Two

Simon Perrins (artist, graphic designer and co-host of Can I Pod With Madness) returns to D&Ts so we can finally conclude our re-read of the second Corum adventure, The Queen of the Swords.

Between wading gods, crackles from beyond the veil and other interventions from the old gods of chaos, we managed to get through books two and three of this adventure intact. So join us for small talk about Moorcock, fighting fantasy books, Loz’s Lovecraft formula and our favourite close-harmony choir of chaos oddballs…

The artist whose name we couldn’t remember, responsible for the Berkley edition covers as above, is David McCall Johnston.

Simon is, of course, the geezer behind the visual identity of BITR too. Find him on Instagram and check out his store.

Also, have a look at Karmanal of Zert by Blaze Atoms – Here’s some info from their bandcamp page (sadly I can’t find any evidence of their  “Swords & Space Wizards” demo – if you know of it… LET ME KNOW):

“This is an instrumental, almost completely mixed preview of the version of “Karmanal of Zert” that will appear on the upcoming “Swords & Space Wizards” demo in early May 2016. This recording is completely unadvertised and uploaded solely so Michael Moorcock himself can hear it. So if you found it, good job. 🙂

lyrics

all music conceived, composed and arranged by Aaron DiDonato

all guitar, bass, and drums performed and recorded by Aaron DiDonato

lyrics (when vocals are added) adapted from the chapter “The Frozen Army” in the book “The Queen of the Swords” by Michael Moorcock (1971)

Looming in the distance
Over the valley now, come the hopping things
Bouncing, several-legged creatures
Multiversal nomads, indestructible beings

Knowing not of mortality
Pledging no allegiance to Law or Chaos
Knowing not true existence
Having no souls

The Karmanal of Zert are coming
The Karmanal of Zert, yeah, are coming for you
The Karmanal of Zert are coming

Here they come – look up and see

They lope down the slopes of the hills
Seeking the Champion Eternal they’ve been sent to kill – to kill
Altering the fates of untold civilizations
On untold planes of existence – parallel dimensions of the Earth

Massive fangs clash, huge eyes roll
Many tentacles lash, fighting for Cosmic control
Doing the bidding of the Chaos Lords
While in another time and plane they are fighting for Law

Fighting for no purpose, no sought-after end
Fighting indifferent to consequence

The Karmanal of Zert always sing before they feast – always
The Karmanal of Zert always sing before they feast – hear them sing

Maim
Slay
Feast

The Queen of the Chaos Swords’ laughter fills the sky

Maim
Slay
Feast

The Queen of the Chaos Swords’ laughter fills the sky
As the Eternal Champion prepares to die

Prepare to die

Hear the Karmanal of Zert sing
Hear them, hear them (repeat)

Hear them, hear the Karmanal of Zert sing”

Memoriam & Other Realms of Chaos – a Conversation With Karl Willetts

Power up your voxcaster, recite a litany of protection and light a lho stick as beer lover, wargamer and death metal LEGEND Karl Willetts braves the Immaterium to warp over to Derry and Toms and discuss Memoriam, becoming the vocalist in Bolt Thrower, Warhammer and his three rules of beer…

Memoriam’s latest release is Rise to Power and it and their back catalogue is available at all good stockists.

I also wistfully recall my first exposure to Bolt Thrower with the epic and massive game changer for British metal… Realm of Chaos

Halloween Special 2023 – James Herbert’s DOMAIN

Miles and Phil brave nuclear Armageddon, mutant rats, zoom meltdowns and horrific rabies treatment to join me in Derry & Toms and check out our patron-selected Halloween double-bill of James Herbert’s Domain and Bruno Mattei’s Rats: Night of Terror.

So paint your windows white, lock the dogs and cats outside, get safely ensconced in your inner sanctum and JOIN US!

… and listen to the Casual Trek Podcast